05. Close to the Knives - David Wojnarowicz
Thursday, December 17, 2009
IT HURTS SO GOOD.
WARNING.
This is totally fangirling in a not korean way so brace yourselves.
I've been watching and reading the True Blood/Sookie Stackhouse series and WTF man I think I'm in love. (:
Too bad The Vampire Diaries is on hiatus NOOOOOO.
Haha but shit man look at the eye candy (this is being written during my more shallow moods so excuse the fangirlyness of this).
Meet Bill Compton, my fantasy lover.
(i'm only half-kidding here.)
And...this is Damon Salvatore.
AW SHIT I LIKE BILL.
For people who watch/read the True Blood series, I really can't stand Eric.
I'M TEAM BILL ALL THE WAY.
Heh I used to like Damon alot (STILL DO!!) but Bill is the head honcho now.
And I present to you, the vampire who never was a true bloodsucker....
The Man with the Putrid Hair who is in Dire Need of a Bathroom since he always looks Constipated,
I give you,
EDWARD CULLEN!!!!
I just had to do that man.
It's probably really low and immature and juvenile of me but he still sucks. Don't deny it. Look at his HAIR man holy crap.
To make my point, I will surmise my rantings into a few key notes:
1. Bill Compton is hot.
2. Damon Salvatore is hot.
3. Edward Cullen is a lazy, unwashed, verbally challenged prick who is often constipated yet manages to leap on trees while sparkling in the sun. (seriously no one can take a sparkly vampire seriously)
AND BTW, for all you sparkly fans who insist that True Blood and the Vamp Diaries are copying Twilight, you might want to know that BOTH OF THE BOOK SERIES WERE PUBLISHED BEFORE TWILIGHT.
so suck that.
(i shall not end my post on a unpalatable note so look down.)
Labels: fangirling
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