05. Close to the Knives - David Wojnarowicz
Sunday, January 31, 2010
Check out my headline ballad for this article called Bulge-free Binge:
This year on New Year's Day,
Robbie, oh did he pray
That there would be sponge cakes
That he could gleefully take.
He hoped for crunchy love letters,
He hoped this year's would be better.
Poor Robbie he didn't cringe,
At nasty possibilites of his binge.
Robbie visited his Uncle Bart,
Whose wife made lovely pineapple tarts.
He feasted on calories galore,
His eating almost caused a massive furore.
"Eat more, Robbie," Bart insisted.
So Robbie valiantly persisted.
Outside he cried, "Enough, I'm sore!"
But inside it was "More, more, more!"
When he finally did arrive home,
Robbie staggered round like a walking tome.
He reached greedily for a final potato chip,
And then he simply burst into bits.
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